Retreat Summary
You didn’t quit drinking to sit in the back row of your own life. You quit to show up, be present, be curious, and finally start paying attention.
Cover Story is a four-day retreat for The Sober Curator community: the sober, the sober curious, and everyone in between who’s ready to feel like the main character again. Part creative escape (part girls’ and guys’ trip), part total reset—this is where you slow down, get dressed up, get your photo taken, and remember what it feels like to be fully present in your own life.
No preaching. No deprivation. Just proof that sober living looks and feels better than you think.
Slow Down, Then Show Up
Between the sound healing and the sunrise walks, you’ll have real space to rest, reflect, and reconnect with yourself and with a room full of people who get it. This retreat blends genuine downtime with a few playful, confidence-building moments: a costume outing, a professional photo shoot, a podcast conversation you’ll actually remember.
You’ll leave with new friends, a few beautiful photos of yourself looking like you (just the best version), and a nervous system that finally got to exhale.

Is this Retreat for you?
IF ANY OF THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU, SAVE YOUR SEAT.
Meet Alysse Bryson
Alysse Bryson is a media executive, cultural commentator, and the Founder and Publisher of The Sober Curator — the entertainment-first platform that’s redefined what sober pop culture looks like. With 20+ years sober and a career spanning magazine publishing (Seattle Met) and NBC affiliate media leadership (KING 5), Alysse has spent two decades proving that alcohol-free living isn’t a limitation — it’s a plot twist that makes the rest of the story better.
She built The Sober Curator’s community from the inside out: on Instagram, on the podcast, and in Backstage (the new private culture club at TSC – think Masterclass, but make it sober.). Now she’s bringing that same “come as you are, leave inspired” energy off the feed and into the desert.

Your Experience
FOUR DAYS, ONE RESORT, ZERO HANGOVERS — HERE'S WHAT'S INCLUDED:
A professional photo shoot on location, including your very own cover-girl (or cover-guy) moment and a headshot you'll actually want to use. Come camera-ready! Each guest gets 30 minutes and up to two outfit changes with Alysse's go-to photographer, the fabulous Barbie Hull. All images will be delivered digitally to each guest before the end of October 2026. Alysse will also be on hand to capture complimentary b-roll of your cover girl or cover guy moment, so you walk away with content from your trip for your socials.

You'll Leave With
- A few professional photos and a headshot that finally look like you
- Complimentary B-roll content of your trip that can be repurposed for your socials
- New friendships that don’t require a bar to maintain
- A journal full of the thoughts you never had time to write down
- A genuinely rested nervous system
- A little more clarity on your own story
Itinerary
FOUR DAYS OF CONNECTION, REST, AND SONORAN SUNSETS.
Price will increase to $3,499 and $2999 by August 21.
DAY 1
| 3:00 PM | Arrival & Check-In |
| 5:00 PM | Welcome Circle — Meet Alysse & the Community |
| 6:30 PM | Opening Dinner (mocktails included, obviously) |
| 8:00 PM | Set Intentions: What's Your Cover Story? |
DAY 2
| 7:00 AM | Morning Walk |
| 8:00 AM | Coffee & Light Bites |
| 9:30 AM | Costume Outing — Exploring the Area |
| 12:00 PM | Lunch |
| 1:30 PM | Cover Girl/Cover Guy Photo Shoot & Headshots |
| 4:00 PM | Sound Healing |
| 6:30 PM | Group Dinner |
DAY 3
| 7:00 AM | Morning Walk |
| 8:00 AM | Coffee & Light Bites |
| 9:30 AM | Writing & Journaling Session |
| 11:30 AM | Lunch |
| 1:00 PM | Shopping Outing |
| 3:00 PM | Art Gallery, Makers Market & Bracelet Painting |
| 6:00 PM | Podcast Conversation at the Resort |
| 7:30 PM | Group Dinner |
DAY 4
| 7:00 AM | Final Morning Walk |
| 8:00 AM | Coffee & Light Bites |
| 9:30 AM | Closing Circle |
| 11:00 AM | Departures |
Your Venue Destination
Kimpton Miralina Resort and Villas
In the majestic shadow of Camelback and Mummy mountains, Kimpton Miralina Resort & Villas is an immersive retreat where guests connect with nature, celebrate the Sonoran’s cultural richness, and find inspiration in every detail. We look to the earth beneath our feet and skies above for knowledge, and celebrate the light as it settles against the mountainscapes. From sun-lit desert mornings to starlit Sonoran evenings, we empower the spirit of discovery – of the unique communities who call Paradise Valley home, the dramatic landscapes that surround us, and the many layers of you. Welcome to Kimpton Miralina.
Retreat Inclusions & Booking Details
Reserve your spot with a deposit — balance due 30 days before the retreat. Spaces are limited to keep this small, personal, and genuinely connective. Airfare and transfers are not included.
- Single Occupancy
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3,299
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- All meals + non-alcoholic beverages
- Sound healing session
- Professional photo shoot + headshots
- Podcast conversation at the resort
- Costume, shopping & exploring outings
- Art gallery, makers market & bracelet painting
- Luxury accommodations at Kimpton Miralina Resort & Villas
- All taxes & gratuities included
- Double Occupancy
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$
2,700
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- All meals + non-alcoholic beverages
- Sound healing session
- Professional photo shoot + headshots
- Podcast conversation at the resort
- Costume, shopping & exploring outings
- Art gallery, makers market & bracelet painting
- Luxury accommodations at Kimpton Miralina Resort & Villas
- All taxes & gratuities included